This is the douchiest comic strip move since Bil Keane (creator of Family Circus) criticized Bill Watterson for requesting more space in the Sunday Paper for his art (AKA Calvin and Hobbes). » 4/15/11 5:03pm 4/15/11 5:03pm

I'm pretty sure that folder of paper was a collection of pornographic pictures done with ASCII characters, or anyway, that's what I saw in his guitar case last Saturday at the Prince Street stop where he was busking some kind of word salad consisting of phrases like "Puff the not-so-magic dragon lives with my obese… » 3/30/11 2:13pm 3/30/11 2:13pm

I feel like worse than the innuendo was the lack of plot. Look at what Tim Burton did with 90 minutes of Pee Wee... For all the show's faithful recreation of set design, this show had less plot than the typical 30 minute show. Is it wrong I chalk it all up to it being impossible to fill the empty shoes left by Phil… » 3/21/11 3:05pm 3/21/11 3:05pm

Amazing Andy is just another one of Ben Linus' many false identities. Thanks to LOST I'm pretty sure I'll be convinced all Michael Emerson characters are secretly Ben Linus running some kind of transcendent scam for Hurley and/or a polar bear. Also, I heard Anna Lucia is taking over for Michael Scott on The Office. » 2/16/11 3:06pm 2/16/11 3:06pm